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Month: December 2016

The introvert musings and hilariously true life adventures of a pragmatic optimist and professional writer.

An Ode to Boyfriends Past

Twas the week before Christmas, when I suddenly found Ex-boyfriends were stirring, all over town. Their reasons were varied and mostly legit In hopes that I’d forgiven all their past shit. The waiter was doing his usual chores While envisioning Scrabble victories galore. And he in his Carhartts, and I in my jeans, Made me…
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The Bethiverse?

The term Bethiverse came about one night when I was having drinks with my friends Ted and Shaun based on all of the “Dear Universe” posts I make on Facebook. It’s the universe from my assigned seat, and all of the things that happen in my little section of it…some hilarious, some mortifying, some inspiring, and some…
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